Ronald: I know! I'll steal the Big Red Car and cause a pile-up! Ha(x16)! Let's go!
(He runs out of the house, and soon finds the Big Red Car outside Wiggle House)
Ronald: Perfect! It's right here and nobody's around! Now to get in!
(He gets in)
Ronald: Wait, how do I even start this? Oh, well, I could just hotwire it. I know how.
(He hotwires the car and it starts up)
Ronald: Ha(x10)! Piece of cake!
(He then drives off. The Wiggles then come out and see their car gone.)
Greg: Hey! Where's our car?
Murray: I think that no-good cat Ronald stole it!
Jeff: That little punk!
Anthony: Hold on, guys, it could've been anyone.
James: Oh, it was Ronald, alright.
Greg: Oh, yeah? How do you know?
James: I've seen him do stuff like this lots of times, and I have Nature Cat in my contacts. I'll call him.
(He calls Nature Cat)
James: Hey, it's me. We gotta problem.
NC: Let me guess: Ronald?
James: Yup. He stole the Big Red Car?
NC: WHAT?! OH MY GOD! HE IS GONNA BE IN BIG (x5) TROUBLE! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!
James: No problem. Bye! (hangs up)
Greg: Well, that solves that. Now how are we supposed to get where we need to be?
(Meanwhile, Ronald is driving recklessly down the road.)
Ronald: WOOHOO! YEAH, BABY! THIS IS THE LIFE!
(He then sees a fallen tree on the road)
Ronald: Oh, crap! I'm gonna crash!
(He tries applying the brakes, but he's too late and crashes into the tree. Three more cars crash into him. He gets out and tries to run away, but is stopped by a police car.)
Police Officer: Stop right there! You're under arrest for reckless driving!
(The officer takes Ronald away. The scene then transfers to show Ronald in his jail cell. Nature Cat, accompanied by The Wiggles, comes to the cell.)
NC: Ronald, I can't believe you stole the Big Red Car and caused a pile-up!
Greg: Now thanks to you, we have no car!
Murray: You're disgraceful!
Jeff: You're disgusting!
Anthony: And you're despicable!
James: Yeah, and you're nothing but trouble!
NC: We are going home right now!
(The scene then shows NC and Ronald at home.)
NC: Now we're going to watch the news about what you've done!
Ronald: I don't want to!
NC: Too bad! You're watching it and that's final!
(They turn the TV onto the news)
Anchorwoman: Today on GNN News, a pileup has occured on North Main Street. The accident was caused when a fat purple cat named Ronald stole the Big Red Car, the favored vehicle of The Wiggles, and drove recklessly down the road, crashing it into a tree, and three more cars crashed behind it. Fortunately, none involved received fatal or life-threatening injuries. (James Wiggle walks into the scene) I have James Wiggle with me. (at James) Do you have anything you'd like to say?
James: Yes, I do. Ronald, thanks to you, the boys and I have to pay $967 to have our car fixed, and you have also caused twice that amount in damages. That brings the total to $1,934.
NC: $1,934?! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THAT MUCH!
James: Fortunately for you, I'm sending you a check with that much to help pay it off.
NC: Oh, okay, that works.
James: That is all.
Anchorwoman: Thanks, James. And there you have it. Back to you in the studio.
NC: OH(x14)! RONALD, LIKE I SAID BEFORE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE THE BIG RED CAR AND CAUSED A PILEUP! AND WHAT'S MORE, WE NOW HAVE TO PAY $1,934 TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE YOU CAUSED! THAT IS SO IT! YOU'RE GROUNDED (x20) FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!